This is Blobby on an escalator leaving Liverpool Street Station yesterday teatime. If you see him give him some gnocci with tomato sauce and 1 Litre of freshly squeezed orange juice from M&S and he'll come round to your house anytime you wish, and paint your shed dressed as Bobby Smith or even put some kitchen shelves up dressed as Alan Gilzean (but not Lee Dixon).
He is happily married to Gilbert and have a young baby called Robert who for some bizarre reason speaks with an Irish accent even though Gilbert is from St Lucia and Blobby from Waltham Cross. Blobby is house trained, likes travelling on motorways And being rodgered senseless by George in the old goods lift on cold winter mornings.
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